Sometimes I wish I could just disappear overnight
Maybe start a new life, maybe they’d find my body states away 5 years from now…
Either seems a preferrable option to living here
This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we don’t know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. That’s why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldn’t even remember her face and went off a shoe for God’s sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.
The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? He’s trying his best!
Often times effort matters so much more than the thing itself. Whatever you can do, simply trying to do it at all is often more than enough.
You don’t need money to have the richest experience like this one
This, I always wished my parents (read: my mother) could have been like this growing up instead of always yelling at us that we don’t have the money and making us generally feel like shit for having wants and hopes and dreams. It messes you up so bad as an adult. I’m 24 and engaged now, my fiance got a great new job with fantastic pay and I’m still waiting for my shoes to fall apart to justify requesting new shoes. Because yeah. At 24, I still feel like I can’t freaking spend money without asking permission first. Because in my family, bills came before needs. You had to know what a freaking burden you were being just by existing before you could replace your ratty, undersized, swiss cheese style shoes.
Don’t let your financial situation be your children’s burden
I’ve only been getting like 2 hours of sleep a night and I’m honestly ready to slit my fucking wrists over it
I’m so fucking exhausted, but the second I close my eyes, it’s like it all gets wiped away. Then I open them again and I feel like I could pass out. So I close my eyes to go to sleep, again. And suddenly I’m wide awake, like I was never tired, like it’s futile to try
I’ve literally spent more of the night bawling my eyes out as quietly as possible than actually fucking sleeping. By easily twice as much.
Just fucking kill me, please
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
Kids I actually went to school with:
Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.)
Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
4 7 M O N T H O L D
I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique
You know, I thought growing up as a Niamh in England was bad. I now know that I was blessed, BLESSED, to be given a name that 1) I grew into and now love, and 2) wasn’t just pulled off the nearest road sign and fed through a Scrabble converter.
White Australian Bogans be like:
Jaden
Brayden
Hayden
Ayden
Grayden
Cheryl
Beryl
Mick
Bazza
Wazza
Ladasha
Trent
I know so many kids with fucking weird ass names
I’ve met a kid named Battle. Literally. His name was Battle.
Battle?????
And people have the nerve to mock transgender folks’ self-chosen names! I promise you, ours are a breath of sanity compared to this bs.
And I thought the weird high dudes named Skyler, Tyler and Kyler were weird
You: Latrina?? How did that happen
Her: We changed it when I was little
You: You changed it to Latrina?
Her: Yeah!It used to be Shithouse.
You: It’s a good change…..it’s a good change.
47 month old
My grandma was an advice nurse, and one time she got a call from a mom who named her kids lemon jello, and lime jello
……….cursed
I fucking went to school with Orangejello and Lemonjello, and you should know it’s pronounced “or-AHN-ja-lo” and “La-MON-ja-lo”
The confusion on teachers faces was fucking priceless
If you don’t believe being asexual has any negative affect on people I was told by a psychiatrist that none of my relationships count because we didn’t have sex, and
I can’t say I’m gay since I don’t want to have sex with girls.
and I was taken off my antidepressants because they may be lowering the libido I never had in the first place (plus various other reasons, but still immediately, cold turkey, which should NEVER happen unless they’re switching you to something else)
But aphobia doesn’t exist and asexuals are privileged, right?
Sorry to add to this but I wanted to say since I’ve had bad experiences with mental health professionals and biphobia, I usually get asked “but are you sure you are sexually attracted to both sexes, are you sure it’s not just an emotional attraction?!” Like my dude don’t you think I can tell the difference between wanting to date someone and wanting to be friends? Also, due to be gray ace 90% of the time I am not even attracted to anyone but like sure, make me feel guilty that I can’t “prove” my bisexuality.
Sorry too but to add on, being aro isn’t much different. I told my therapist and she was immediately concerned that my meds were repressing “all my emotions” and wanted to take me off them. My insurance ran out and I went off them bc of no money before that happened. She also suggested dating someone anyway to “fix” the “issue” and expressed concern that my emotions (romantic feelings) weren’t present because “I’m suspicious and untrusting of everyone and don’t want to try hard enough.”
Having your orientation medicalized and invalidated is bad enough, but its fucking dangerous to have your meds taken away because you’re not performing relationships the way some doctor thinks you’re required to.
Aaaand this is why we need the bi/pan/ace/aro alliance.
this is why we need to recognize more queer experiences and identities than gay and lesbian, through increased awareness, information and representation.
My hand slipped…  (P.S. It’s transparent!)
Join the alliance!!
Yes!!
I love it, I have joined the alliance effective immediately, I love all my ace/aro/bi siblings.
Saying everyone on Reddit is like that is like saying everyone here on Tumblr is an oversensitive SJW… EVERY site has fuckers like this, and they don’t speak for the community as a whole. Trust me when I say every Reddit community I’m in works hard to weed these fuckers out.
